Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Porno Fonzee - Lumpy And Sloppy Ride


Alright,alright....I know you're just thinking: "Big deal,another bunch of stoners thinking they're amazing while they're smashed on who knows what!?!" But feast your ears on this and you might just be surprised.Porno Fonzee - Lumpy And Sloppy Ride , is right up your orifice of choice if you're in the mood for a good ol' sing-a-long or foot tappin' good time!Right from the start the ride begins with Sunny Side Up,a joyous ode to...eggs?Comin' up next is Givin' Head.Not as presumptuous as you might presume...Hayfever Romp flys in like your second cousin teaching you the facts of life,leaving you in a wet lather.Smell The Rainbow has nothing to say,yet means everything.Have a listen....mdpd Green is like Don Johnson riding the short,brief wave he once caught.r.i.p......Black Jack will hit ya next like an old friend you owe fifty bucks to in a dark lane-way at three in the morning.Beboppin & Scattin' is live ,raw,one take funk just as James Brown dreamt of in his lonely cell days...Humanitis should chill you out for a while and make you feel somewhat like you belong(communal sigh:aaahhhh)....Finally the sexual tension of Guitars And Cars should bring you to a very sloppy climax.
After all that bullshit, if you don't find yourself singing these songs for the rest of your life,well you're just.........tone deaf!

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